BAOTD - Bathroom Acronym Of The Day

IMTJF

Meaning:
It's More Than Just Fart

Explanation:
You know when you feel a good fart coming on and you want to get the most out of it, just like every other fart, but this fart is different. It comes on just like any other fart in that it follows the normal procedures of a textbook fart: no liquid, yet fluid; pressurized, but not overpowering, etc. All is well until the first little bit comes out and you realize that IMTJF. You have unleashed a force upon your underwear in which the likes it was not designed for. The force that should only be unleashed upon your poor unsuspecting toilet. These are the ones where we transition from bloated, to anticipation, to near relief, to concern, and then finally to embarrassment. Hang in there Paco. We've all been there. The only thing left to do is waddle your way to the nearest bathroom and hope that no one notices the drops of liquid poo seaping through the bottom of your pants.