LANS
Legs Are Numb Syndrome
Explanation: When you're at work and you feel a deuce coming on strong, you begin to gain excitement because it gives you an excuse to wander your way to the bathroom. Now, some people make it an in and out occasion. Others, on the other hand, like to spend a little extra time making sure that everything comes out OK. Sitting on a toilet for that long tends to cut of the circulation to your walking appendages. This usually leads to a bad case of the LANS.
Use in a sentence: I couldn't even move after my shit because of a bad case of the LANS.
Friday, April 10, 2009
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