LANS
Legs Are Numb Syndrome
Explanation: When you're at work and you feel a deuce coming on strong, you begin to gain excitement because it gives you an excuse to wander your way to the bathroom. Now, some people make it an in and out occasion. Others, on the other hand, like to spend a little extra time making sure that everything comes out OK. Sitting on a toilet for that long tends to cut of the circulation to your walking appendages. This usually leads to a bad case of the LANS.
Use in a sentence: I couldn't even move after my shit because of a bad case of the LANS.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
BAOTD - Bathroom Acronym Of The Day
IMTJF
Meaning:
It's More Than Just Fart
Explanation:
You know when you feel a good fart coming on and you want to get the most out of it, just like every other fart, but this fart is different. It comes on just like any other fart in that it follows the normal procedures of a textbook fart: no liquid, yet fluid; pressurized, but not overpowering, etc. All is well until the first little bit comes out and you realize that IMTJF. You have unleashed a force upon your underwear in which the likes it was not designed for. The force that should only be unleashed upon your poor unsuspecting toilet. These are the ones where we transition from bloated, to anticipation, to near relief, to concern, and then finally to embarrassment. Hang in there Paco. We've all been there. The only thing left to do is waddle your way to the nearest bathroom and hope that no one notices the drops of liquid poo seaping through the bottom of your pants.
Meaning:
It's More Than Just Fart
Explanation:
You know when you feel a good fart coming on and you want to get the most out of it, just like every other fart, but this fart is different. It comes on just like any other fart in that it follows the normal procedures of a textbook fart: no liquid, yet fluid; pressurized, but not overpowering, etc. All is well until the first little bit comes out and you realize that IMTJF. You have unleashed a force upon your underwear in which the likes it was not designed for. The force that should only be unleashed upon your poor unsuspecting toilet. These are the ones where we transition from bloated, to anticipation, to near relief, to concern, and then finally to embarrassment. Hang in there Paco. We've all been there. The only thing left to do is waddle your way to the nearest bathroom and hope that no one notices the drops of liquid poo seaping through the bottom of your pants.
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