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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
BAOTD - Bathroom Acronym Of The Day
LANS
Legs Are Numb Syndrome
Explanation: When you're at work and you feel a deuce coming on strong, you begin to gain excitement because it gives you an excuse to wander your way to the bathroom. Now, some people make it an in and out occasion. Others, on the other hand, like to spend a little extra time making sure that everything comes out OK. Sitting on a toilet for that long tends to cut of the circulation to your walking appendages. This usually leads to a bad case of the LANS.
Use in a sentence: I couldn't even move after my shit because of a bad case of the LANS.
Legs Are Numb Syndrome
Explanation: When you're at work and you feel a deuce coming on strong, you begin to gain excitement because it gives you an excuse to wander your way to the bathroom. Now, some people make it an in and out occasion. Others, on the other hand, like to spend a little extra time making sure that everything comes out OK. Sitting on a toilet for that long tends to cut of the circulation to your walking appendages. This usually leads to a bad case of the LANS.
Use in a sentence: I couldn't even move after my shit because of a bad case of the LANS.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
BAOTD - Bathroom Acronym Of The Day
IMTJF
Meaning:
It's More Than Just Fart
Explanation:
You know when you feel a good fart coming on and you want to get the most out of it, just like every other fart, but this fart is different. It comes on just like any other fart in that it follows the normal procedures of a textbook fart: no liquid, yet fluid; pressurized, but not overpowering, etc. All is well until the first little bit comes out and you realize that IMTJF. You have unleashed a force upon your underwear in which the likes it was not designed for. The force that should only be unleashed upon your poor unsuspecting toilet. These are the ones where we transition from bloated, to anticipation, to near relief, to concern, and then finally to embarrassment. Hang in there Paco. We've all been there. The only thing left to do is waddle your way to the nearest bathroom and hope that no one notices the drops of liquid poo seaping through the bottom of your pants.
Meaning:
It's More Than Just Fart
Explanation:
You know when you feel a good fart coming on and you want to get the most out of it, just like every other fart, but this fart is different. It comes on just like any other fart in that it follows the normal procedures of a textbook fart: no liquid, yet fluid; pressurized, but not overpowering, etc. All is well until the first little bit comes out and you realize that IMTJF. You have unleashed a force upon your underwear in which the likes it was not designed for. The force that should only be unleashed upon your poor unsuspecting toilet. These are the ones where we transition from bloated, to anticipation, to near relief, to concern, and then finally to embarrassment. Hang in there Paco. We've all been there. The only thing left to do is waddle your way to the nearest bathroom and hope that no one notices the drops of liquid poo seaping through the bottom of your pants.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
New Laptop
I have been looking for quite some time for a new laptop but have been waiting for the right moment. I think I have finally found the one!!! The Lenovo IdeaPad S10.
This friggen thing is sweet. Here are the specs for this bad boy:
I'll be all over the house surfing the net and watching movies with this beast. Boring road trips are now a thing of the past. Now there won't be any excuse for not keeping my blog up to date.
This friggen thing is sweet. Here are the specs for this bad boy:
- Processor - Intel ATOM Processor N270 Single Core ( 1.60GHz 533MHz 512KB )
- Operating system - Windows XP Home Edition
- Display type - 10.2 WSVGA AntiGlare TFT with integrated camera 1024x600
- System graphics - Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950
- Total memory - 1 GB PC2-5300 DDR2 SDRAM 667MHz
- Hard drive - 160GB 5400
- Communication adapter - Broadcom 11b/g Wi-Fi wireless
- Battery - 3 Cell Lithium-Ion
I'll be all over the house surfing the net and watching movies with this beast. Boring road trips are now a thing of the past. Now there won't be any excuse for not keeping my blog up to date.
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