Thursday, September 11, 2008

Redneck Invention of the Month


If you own a cat and are on a tight budget, there really isn't too much you can do to pamper your precious Whiskers. However, if you are like me and enjoy a little boozing, you can always be thrifty and use that leftover 30 pack of Busch Light box from last weekend to tote your pimpin' kitty around town. Not only is it stylish, but it's also economic. On one hand, you are providing shelter and safe transit for your cat. On the other hand, you are promoting your beverage of choice, which in turn stimulates the economy by implanting the idea of booz in the minds of the American working man. What better way to say, "Man I love Busch Light," than to tote around a poop-filled carrying box that resembles an empty beer box. Plus you're recycling. So the next time you think about tossing away that remnent of an awesome weekend cut short by passing out too early Saturday night on your best friend's couch and waking up Sunday morning with a brutal hangover, think about your best friend Whiskers and how much he would appreciate the comfort of a cardboard box the next time you take him to your girlfriends for the weekend...Even if she lives in the same house and for some reason has the same last name as you.

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