Blender Baby

Furball baby!!!

BAOTD - Bathroom Acronym Of The Day

LANS

Legs Are Numb Syndrome

Explanation: When you're at work and you feel a deuce coming on strong, you begin to gain excitement because it gives you an excuse to wander your way to the bathroom. Now, some people make it an in and out occasion. Others, on the other hand, like to spend a little extra time making sure that everything comes out OK. Sitting on a toilet for that long tends to cut of the circulation to your walking appendages. This usually leads to a bad case of the LANS.

Use in a sentence: I couldn't even move after my shit because of a bad case of the LANS.

BAOTD - Bathroom Acronym Of The Day

IMTJF

Meaning:
It's More Than Just Fart

Explanation:
You know when you feel a good fart coming on and you want to get the most out of it, just like every other fart, but this fart is different. It comes on just like any other fart in that it follows the normal procedures of a textbook fart: no liquid, yet fluid; pressurized, but not overpowering, etc. All is well until the first little bit comes out and you realize that IMTJF. You have unleashed a force upon your underwear in which the likes it was not designed for. The force that should only be unleashed upon your poor unsuspecting toilet. These are the ones where we transition from bloated, to anticipation, to near relief, to concern, and then finally to embarrassment. Hang in there Paco. We've all been there. The only thing left to do is waddle your way to the nearest bathroom and hope that no one notices the drops of liquid poo seaping through the bottom of your pants.

New Laptop

I have been looking for quite some time for a new laptop but have been waiting for the right moment. I think I have finally found the one!!! The Lenovo IdeaPad S10.



This friggen thing is sweet. Here are the specs for this bad boy:

• Processor - Intel ATOM Processor N270 Single Core ( 1.60GHz 533MHz 512KB )
• Operating system - Windows XP Home Edition
• Display type - 10.2 WSVGA AntiGlare TFT with integrated camera 1024x600
• System graphics - Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950
• Total memory - 1 GB PC2-5300 DDR2 SDRAM 667MHz
• Hard drive - 160GB 5400
• Communication adapter - Broadcom 11b/g Wi-Fi wireless
• Battery - 3 Cell Lithium-Ion

All of this for $350!!! Can't beat that!

I'll be all over the house surfing the net and watching movies with this beast. Boring road trips are now a thing of the past. Now there won't be any excuse for not keeping my blog up to date.

Massive Movie Online Database (copyright 2008)

I am currently in the process of throwing together a little Java application that will allow you to manage your DVD collection. You enter in all of your movie information and it keeps track of all of your movies. Eventually you can run queries against your own movie list. Say for instance you want to pick out a movie that is less than 2 hours long. Run a quick query against your list to find out which ones you have. Most of these features are still in the design stage. There is no target date for this project simply because, I'm bored and I want something to work on in my free time so I don't need any pressure from anyone asking when this will be done. I'll finish when I finish! Meanwhile here is a screen shot of the application to give you a little teaser. It's not the greatest thing on Earth but hey, this is my first time doing this so GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

Rapping Nerds: It doesn't get any better than this

If you are like me and are interested in science stuff but don't want to be bored by details that fly over your head, you might want to take a new approach in your learning methods. Consider the following video for example. If you want to learn more about the new LHC at CERN while ripping a track, you might learn a thing or two from this video. Not only is it flippen hilarious, but believe it or not, its actually informational. This is how we should have learned about osmosis in Biology and long division in math (insert cringe here). So enjoy the following video, not made by me of course. You might actually learn a thing or two.

Al Harris Got Jacked Up!!!

I found this video clip from last week of Adrian Peterson just dominating Al Harris. I nominate it for most embarrasing play of the year (for Al Harris that is). Keep plowing over the opposition A.P. Let's see you get 300+ yards against the banged up Colts.